Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
I just love both of these quotes from Steve Allen. The first quote is really true ... while the second quote is just hilarious! I wonder what would he say about an animal drinking beer! yup, that's true. We had a dog once who drank beer. Not too much, though, but he liked to drink a few licks.
He had water all the time, so it wasn't because he was thirsty. ;P
Btw, that dog's dead now. Old age. Not because of an alcohol problem, or anything. lol.